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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 07:08
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
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Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Is it true that LGB should drop T?
Minds and Behinds
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They put up a sign reading
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Byron Allen Puts His Local TV Stations Up for Sale - The Hollywood Reporter
No go.
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
June 1 — and dramatically reduced buyout — arrives for Bill Belichick - NBC Sports
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.